If your schooling was anything like mine, then you would have sat through countless videos featuring an overly intelligent dog called Pippin, and an endless horde of men in mirrored glasses and Vauxhall Astra trying to abduct Pippin's human friends. I believe the term coined by these videos was 'Stranger Danger'.
Pippin.
Teaching a generation of children not to go outside for fear of being murdered
One thing that struck me about all these men, apart from how delicious their sweets were, was the fact they all seemed to wear leather gloves, how could something as practical as a mesh back, leather driving glove prove to have such sinister undertones as child murderer?
Well together, lets explore this modern day social faux pas, the Men's Leather Glove, and see if we can't turn its image around.
Initial Sightings.
It was only last winter that I spied the return of the 'men's leather glove' to our streets, if they had been worn by a suspicious middle-age man sat on a playground bench then I might have not thought any more of it,
but this was a young 'fashionable' gentlemen making his way through town, with clearly no aspiration to kidnap or murder anyone. This got me thinking? Is the leather glove back? Could I finally don my brown Italian leather driving gloves and not live in fear of persecution?
Lets look at the contrasting imagery of the glove, we have the negative stereotypes, serial killer; Nazi officer; Death Star gun operator.


but this was a young 'fashionable' gentlemen making his way through town, with clearly no aspiration to kidnap or murder anyone. This got me thinking? Is the leather glove back? Could I finally don my brown Italian leather driving gloves and not live in fear of persecution?
Good or Bad?
It's in your hands.
Lets look at the contrasting imagery of the glove, we have the negative stereotypes, serial killer; Nazi officer; Death Star gun operator.
Dial M for Moustache...er I mean Murder.
She had it coming to her, phoning her mother in Arizona at peak-billing!
It was only a matter of time till he snapped.
Death Star Chic
"Left a bit, right a bit... which planet am I aiming for again?"
Richard who?
You must mean Her Otto Flick ( I like to think the lady from the above photo is phoning him, talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place).
and now lets look at the good guys,
elegant young chap; motoring enthusiast; gallant Spitfire pilot.
Hailing a cab,
No doubt rushing to secure a seat at the Ameberly Fortmason's Men's Club, he'll have his pipe packed and lit by the time the cricket scores are in.
The Sky's the Limit
If you're going to fly about shooting down Jerries all day, you've got to be dressed for the occasion.
If the Glove Fits...Wear it
The only conclusion I can reach is that the leather glove is more of a gateway into a man's soul than his eyes, they have the ability to show a man for his true worth, any crack in a man's decency or any un-toward agendas he may harbour only become high-lighted by the wearing of the glove, but if the man is true of heart and honourable then the gloves shine forth like a beacon of moral sanctity.
This then is the question, like with Excaliber, are you true enough of heart to wear them by your side?